Frank Lampard to Thomas Tuchel is a laughably big managerial upgrade for Chelsea. But it’s not quite Roy Hodgson replacing Lawrie Sanchez yet.
Honourable mentions: Chris Hughton to Graham Potter, Mike Walker to Joe Royle, Sir Alex Ferguson to David Moyes and Jacques Santini to Martin Jol.
10) Frank Lampard to Thomas Tuchel (Chelsea)
When archaeologists discover this list in centuries to come, it will be clearer where this upgrade belongs. That is perhaps the most exciting thing for Chelsea fans: as brilliant as Thomas Tuchel has been, this is the start of their journey with him and the signs are that things will only get better.
It would be quite the shock if the German has not added to his Champions League winner’s medal come May. He has been a revelation, inheriting a squad of sensational attacking talent and transforming them into a sturdy, resolute, defensively sound team with goalscoring threats across the pitch. Tuchel’s predecessor oversaw 44 wins (52.4%), 23 defeats (27.4%) and 26 clean sheets (31%) in 84 games at Chelsea, compared to his 24 victories (64.9%), five losses (13.5%) and 24 clean sheets (64.9%) in 37 matches since. Sam Allardyce remains responsible for five of the 18 goals his side has conceded.
Chelsea had no remorse when they shot Bambi, nor should they have any regret less than a year later. Frank Lampard met the bar for most of his tenure; Tuchel immediately raised it and there is no sense he has even had to stretch all that much yet.
9) Bryan Robson and Terry Venables to Steve McClaren (Middlesbrough)
It was in May 1994 that Bryan Robson donned his finest suit jacket and tie, tucked his crisp white shirt into his shorts, pulled his bright red socks up towards his knees and held a Middlesbrough scarf aloft. The club’s new player-manager indulged in a few kick-ups and no-one ever spoke of it again.
His reign was a relative success: two promotions from the First Division, one controversial relegation, three cup finals and a few seasons of mid-table safety in seven years. But the appointment of Terry Venables as a sort of assistant/co-manager hybrid in December 2000 meant that, by Robson’s own later admission, “people perceived that I needed someone to help me”.
The pair steered the club to Premier League safety and gave Steve McClaren solid foundations from which to build and prosper. Middlesbrough finished ninth, 12th and 14th in the three campaigns before he arrived, then 12th, 11th, 11th and 7th under Sir Alex Ferguson’s apprentice.
His final year before taking the England job ended in 14th place but there was mitigation: McClaren had taken Boro to the League Cup quarter-final – two years after winning the trophy, the first in the club’s history – the FA Cup semi-final and the UEFA Cup final; Boro played 64 games that season. There was a sense he had taken the club as far as he could, but there was no doubt that it was much further than Robson and Venables ever did.
8) Alain Perrin to Harry Redknapp (Portsmouth)
Some Portsmouth supporters might consider Alain Perrin to be a legend, such was the impact of one of his four victories in 21 games. A 4-1 win over Southampton in April 2005 lifted Pompey eight points above the relegation zone while condemning their bitter rivals to 20th place, a position from which they would not recover. But Perrin failed to capture that magic again, falling to the axe of Milan Mandaric four months into the new season.
That same fate had befallen Harry Redknapp less than a year prior. When he left Fratton Park in November 2004, Southampton provided solace but that heavy defeat to Portsmouth contributed to their demise. By December 2005 he had secured his own personal promotion at the expense of second-tier Saints, replacing Perrin and given the remit of steering them from 18th to safety.
Redknapp achieved precisely that and while Portsmouth are still experiencing the long-term consequences, the most successful period in the club’s history would follow. They finished ninth and eighth before Redknapp left in October 2008 with them sitting pretty in seventh, beating Manchester United and Liverpool along the way, with the FA Cup in tow.
7) Juande Ramos to Harry Redknapp (Tottenham)
He repeated that trick soon after. Redknapp had outlined his commitment to Portsmouth in January 2008 after being interviewed for the vacant manager’s job at Newcastle, having signed a new Fratton Park contract the previous October. Within a year of that deal, Tottenham were paying Portsmouth £5m in compensation to take him to north London.
No record exists of how many points Tottenham had at the time, nor how many games they played. It remains a mystery. But Juande Ramos had summarily failed to capitalise on silverware in the League Cup and Daniel Levy motioned for a change. Redknapp took over, confiscated all the tactic boards, told Rafael van der Vaart and Luka Modric they were quite good – presumably not through text messages – and was responsible for some of the greatest nights in Tottenham history.
6) Chris Hutchings to Steve Bruce (Wigan)
“It’s always a gamble when you go into the market for a manager. I’ve appointed about half a dozen and we have had a couple of good ones and some failures,” said Wigan chairman Dave Whelan. “I once broke my leg in the FA Cup final but Chris Hutchings is the absolute business.”
That second quote might be fabricated but the sentiment was real. It was genuinely believed that Hutchings – “one of the best and most knowledgeable coaches in the Premiership” – could replace Paul Jewell with distinction at the D.W.
The perennial assistant had done the same in 2000, taking over from Jewell at Bradford and winning one of his 12 Premier League games – against Chelsea, funnily enough. Seven years later, he managed to do twice as well: Hutchings beat Middlesbrough and Sunderland in a dozen matches before being sacked almost to the day of his Bradford demise at the turn of the millennium.
It might be the only conceivable way to make the impending appointment of Steve Bruce palatable for a fanbase. He subsequently guided Wigan to two seasons of safety and early exits in cup competitions but it was an undeniable improvement on what came before. The relationship only ended in summer 2009 when Bruce headed to Sunderland and insisted that “managing Newcastle has never been my dream as a boss”. The feeling is still mutual.
5) Ruud Gullit to Sir Bobby Robson (Newcastle)
Around that time, Newcastle were flitting between managers. From 2004 to 2010 they had five permanent head coaches and as many different caretakers, the most enduring of whom, Graeme Souness, lasted just 17 months. After almost five full years of Sir Bobby Robson’s brilliance, it was quite the transition.
Robson was the abiding island in a sea of change at St James’ Park. He was succeeded by a rotating cast but also preceded by a couple of short-term reigns, first from Kenny Dalglish and then Ruud Gullit. The latter’s year in charge took them to 13th and an FA Cup final defeat before his sacking after a chastening Tyne-Wear derby defeat as Alan Shearer watched from the bench.
In came Robson and thus followed another era of Magpie prosperity, threats of title challenges and European journeys. He lasted from September 1999 to August 2004, at which point two draws and two defeats from their opening four Premier League games forced Newcastle into action. Clever of Bruce to draw two and lose three at the start of this campaign instead.
4) Tim Sherwood to Mauricio Pochettino (Tottenham)
‘Nigel Adkins stabbed in the back by Southampton as Argentina Mauricio Pochettino steps in as manager,’ reads the headline to Henry Winter’s January 2013 take in the Daily Telegraph, so incensed at the act of treachery that it struggled for coherence. Argentina Mauricio Pochettino was at it again soon after when Tottenham sunk a knife between Tim Sherwood’s shoulder blades in summer 2014.
The best win percentage in Tottenham history though he may have had, Sherwood was an ill-fitting gilet around a side that had room to grow. He won half of his 28 games after replacing Andre Villas-Boas, but there was a sense Spurs could achieve much more with the right leadership. Eighteen months on the south coast were enough to persuade them Pochettino could be that figurehead.
There were no trophies to show for a reign that eventually turned stale and sour, yet Pochettino assumed control of a team that had seemingly wasted its chance of becoming established as a legitimate domestic and European force, dragged them to four consecutive top-four finishes and a Champions League final and ensured they could earwig elite conversations they would ordinarily be excluded from.
3) Lawrie Sanchez to Roy Hodgson (Fulham)
The key is to strike while the iron is hot and cash in on stock at its highest point. Lawrie Sanchez realised how important that was, leaving Northern Ireland top of their Euro 2008 qualifying group when his interim position as Fulham manager required a more hands-on approach. He had guided them to Premier League safety after replacing Chris Coleman with five games remaining and the Cottagers were adamant that they should receive his full attention.
That decision did not reflect well on anyone. Northern Ireland slipped to third and missed out on a place in Austria and Poland, while the arrival of Green and White Army conscripts in Aaron Hughes, Steven Davis, Chris Baird and David Healy did not herald an era of success at Craven Cottage. Sanchez won just two of 17 matches in 2007/08 before being sacked by Christmas.
Roy Hodgson left his own international post with Finland and restored his reputation in England after a slow start. He kept Fulham up on goal difference, then reached seventh in his first full season and 12th with a Europa League final in the next. He jumped ship to Liverpool and the Cottagers plumped for Mark Hughes; neither were particularly better off without the other.
2) Claudio Ranieri to Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)
He would eventually win the Premier League title in the most ridiculous circumstances but for the majority of his time as a manager in England, the overriding belief was that Claudio Ranieri was not quite good enough. A brilliant coach and an amiable character, but prone to erratic changes and not as tactically advanced as some of his contemporaries. And for Roman Abramovich that was never going to suffice at Chelsea.
Ranieri had a year working under the Russian and benefiting from his investment. At no point did it seem as though the relationship would last. Time has come to tell us that finishing second in the Premier League to an unbeaten team and reaching the Champions League semi-finals does nothing to protect a Chelsea manager’s job but it still felt somewhat harsh in 2004.
Then Jose Mourinho took the Stamford Bridge mantle, won the league with a record points total, defended that crown and picked up three other trophies on his travels. Chelsea would have become a force either way but Mourinho fast-tracked them into relevance.
1) Bruce Rioch to Arsene Wenger (Arsenal)
From the embers of the shortest permanent post-war managerial reign at Arsenal emerged by far the longest. Bruce Rioch was a necessary stop-gap after George Graham, implementing more of a passing style, embedding Dennis Bergkamp and trying to change the damaging and unhealthy culture that had pervaded the dressing room. Arsenal needed that bridge between the past and what would become their present and future.
The Gunners finished fifth in Rioch’s only campaign, a relative success in the circumstances. A week before the following season he was sacked amid a backdrop of boardroom disputes and differences of transfer window opinion. Arsenal courted Johan Cruyff and David O’Leary but plumped for some bespectacled fella from Japan. He did alright but you won’t catch Rioch pretending a biennial World Cup is a good idea.